Shake My Hand
Now, See Here...
Funny Shit
Quotables
Jack Me, Baby!
Adventures of Bat-Wang
The Fan Club
Things That Rhyme With Jell-O...
...and other anecdotes
...it's alive!

1. Cello
2. Mellow
3. Yellow
4. Fellow
5. Gizmellow

No, gizmellow isn't a word, but whoever heard of a list with just four items?  It's pointless, that's what it is.

How rude of me!  We haven't even formally met yet.
 
Allow me to introduce myself on the "Shake My Hand" page.  The other links will take you to funny quotes, humorous pictures, lists, observations, and God knows what else.  I hope you enjoy this site.
 
You'd better...if you know what's good for you.

 
"Everything I did in my life that was worth doing, I caught hell for."
                                                             Chief Justice Earl Warren

Sing-Sing is the name of this lovely flower.
The beautiful Sing-Sing
Don't ask me why. I don't KNOW why. It just is.

DISCLAIMER:

I, the author, have a potty mouth.  Or perhaps the term "potty mouth" is a bit too polite.  Let's just say, I curse like a sailor.  If you are offended by words such as fuck, shit, damn, hell, or wang, well...this probably isn't the place for you to be, sweetheart.  *Condescending pat on the head*
 
Don't say you haven't been warned.

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