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Adventures of Bat-Wang

 

Bat-Wang was born when I read the following words, written by my good friend Matt.  Apparently, he was disgusted with an e-mail he received, with a subject line of "It's like a bat in your pants!"  He wrote:
 
"I didn't even read it, I don't want to know what kind of genital origami technique enables you to fool people into believing that you're not a mild-mannered university student, you are in fact Bat-Wang, defender of erotic yet painful hobbies everywhere."
 
And so, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado...I bring to you...

BAT-WANG!

(Insert mental Batman theme music here)
Da na na na, da na na na, BAT-WANG!
Picture courtesy of Ali's Twisted Imagination