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The Fan Club

Just kidding! 
 
What, did you really think *I* had a fan club?  You've got to be shitting me.
 
You're welcome to send me an e-mail, though.  Perhaps you like my site and wish to tell me as much.  Perhaps you think my site is fucking retarded and wish to tell me to go to hell.  Or perhaps you don't have an opinion whatsoever but wish to send me mail anyway.  Go for it, man!

Go ahead...make my day!