"Faster than people who are slower than she is! Able to see through things that are transparent! Capable of throwing things really far! She's Super-Armed-Woman!!!" -Matt
"Yeah, that's great, Target - nice move. You're living in the most trigger-happy nation in the world and you're selling children shirts with a big fucking red bullseye on them. Bravo." -Matt
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich old women than motorcycle gangs." -Unknown
"What the fuck is a Koala Lumper, anyway???" -Me
